I swear, the sight of that high chair almost made me vomit.
Crystal: "Hey, I'm the one who has to clean it!"
Yeah, sorry, someone's got to it!
Then, she taught Stella to talk.
Crystal: "say fire, say it!"
And then she completed her transformation into a vampire! Note the glowing golden eyes!
I invited this guy over, with the intention of having Crystal marry him
and that too...
the wedding will take place next post!
YES! VAMPIRE BABIES(hopefully)!!!! 8D
Exciting! Does a vampire baby have, like, special powers? Or does it just look like a vampire?
ReplyDeleteThey learn skills superfast, and they can "hunt", which looks REALLY CREEPY.
ReplyDeleteWait, I'm confuzzled. I don't recall:
ReplyDelete1. Crystal meeting THAT guy
2. Crystal having woohoo
3. Crystal having a baby....
So yeah... am I going crazy? Crazy...er? It looks as if a post is missing between Vampire Love Not Twilight and this one! ???
Um, did you even read the post?
ReplyDeleteBTW, love the new header!